my dog got desexed last week and now her boobie flaps are sagging creating a nice set of udders…
oh lawdy jet lag is a bitch.
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We didn’t make it in time. She died the day before we flew out. Well it was the night before for us. I don’t know why I’m writing this now or why I’m putting this on tumblr but I am. I’ve been in Sweden for 12 days now. The first few days and over easter I stayed with my mum’s old work colleague and her family. I did ok. I laughed a lot, didn’t think...
People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own souls.– Carl Jung (via writingsforwinter)
I just found out tonight that my grandma has 2 weeks to a month to live. I honestly thought this wouldn’t happen. I mean, you think of your family as invincible. Even when they stopped the chemo I didn’t face up to it and was in total denial. I still told myself she’d be ok. Everything would be ok. I suppose the deception is easier when you’re halfway round the world from...
lost 2 followers for posting my v-day card… they must not like butts… who doesn’t like butts!? Everyone loves butts!
I had to break into my house yesterday. I was totes like cat woman!!! (more like a female Garfield though than Anne Hathaway… I got stuck on the windowsill…) exciting adventures man.
my new next door neighbour is an alpaca.
Vanuatu was super cool, I’d post photos if I had real internet. Have to wait several more weeks for sweet sweet time wasting, sigh. Moving sucks but is also good because new house and better room and that. I miss the interwebs.
i love medieval art it’s like first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun