May 2011
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Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
See the løveli lakes
The wøndërful telepøne system
And mäni interesting furry animals
Including the majestik møøse
A møøse once bit my sister…
No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given to her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The...
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OMG LOL it’s much more entertaining listening to my mum’s reaction than watching the actual movie. “COME ON GET HIM!” “YOU SHIT!” “OH NO! ARTHUR!” “SHE REALLY DID LOVE LANCELOT DIDN’T SHE?!” “PAGAN WEDDING! STUFF WITH SAGE!” I can hear lots of slashing and ‘flesh’ tearing and lots of manly AAAAHHHHHHH’s...
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My Dad is beyond awesome.
Reason #874:
He made me a french champagne cocktail for breakfast this morning. For no particular reason.
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