September 2011
Off to Melbourne today, New Zealand tomorrow.
I’ll be keeping myself busy with being drunk on pinot noir and chasing little kiwi birdies.
catchya on da flipside d00ds!
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mum: you're behaving like a mongolian child!
me: what? you mean mongoloid?
mum: ... yeah that one.
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What the fuck sticks, where the fuck has my week gone? Give it back you fuckers! I should’ve done more shit!
What the fuck do I pack for New Zealand? I packed nice warm shit for Canberra last week then it took me up the bottom and went all sunny and hot.
You had better stay cold New Zealand or Imma stomp all over you until you get another earthquake, y’hear me?
On a less angry...
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Thank you, you beautiful and sexy people for your birthday/uterus escpaing wishes!
I glove you and remember, you’re very sexy.
Yes, you.
I’m talking to you.
Look at that sex just oozing out of your pores.
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On this day, in the year of 1991, I burst out of my mother’s uterus.
I’ve sucSEXfully survived 2 decades. Hooray!
20 years down, many more sexy years to come.
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There and Back Again a Hobbit’s Kara’s Tale.
Back from Canberra, super pooped, toddlers are hard work, my tumblr is ded, whatever, saw some fkn cute puppies, had my finger sucked by a hungry and cute babby calf, chilled with some tiny piglets.
You care because reasons!
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~wots happenin in mah lyf~
Why do most of the embassies in capital cities look so scary and daunting?
Lawd was the US embassy huge… with an equally huge spikey fence and srs looking guards. I secretly thanked my lucky stars I’m not a US citizen and had to go inside that embassy…
The Swedish embassy was much less scary. I still think it’s silly that every Swede living in Australia has to come to...
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I just realised, from today until the 1st of June next year, I will practically be living out of a suitcase…
I’ve become an expert at packing, separate households will do that to you, especially if they live in different states!
Packing for my quick trips to Canberra and then New Zealand is a piece of pie because they’re only week long trips.
Despite my expertise, I’m...
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